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“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.”
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer on no less than three separate occasions.â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
Pick one.
hentai-paradise: Random H Pic 087 *Fuck me…no me…no me*
Public ass flash! Wearing no panties is a thrill but flashing your ass and pussy with a friend is so much fun. If I had to pick who I’d take into a broom closet for half an hour, it would be the one on the right. I think her peeking pussy is so
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One patient (Terry Thomas) tells the other (John Dough): “You know, I figured out the coolest thing. In this hospital the nurses don’t wear no panties!” John doesn’t believe Terry until nurse Mary Jane (Tiffany Mynx) picks something up from
The fact that no panties are worn on bottomless Friday is one thing. Just office dress code policy! But your female boss ‘dropping’ a file for you to pick up and watch her spread her legs for a full-frontal view of her pussy is quite another! In
Luna (aka Ava Addams) squats down to pick up her black slippers: no panties! - Masturbation Meet / FTVgirls
Luna (aka Ava Addams) is trying to keep her balance before she picks up her black slippers: no panties! - Masturbation Meet / FTVgirls
Riley squats down to pick her cellphone out of her handbag. Then she feels the soft summer breeze titillating her pussy and realizes she wears no panties, not even a T-string: “Oops, I forgot my panties!” She doesn’t seem to mind, as a matter
As usual, you will notice no difference, but I’m gone this weekend.
Otome wa Onee-sama ni Koishiteru - Futari no Elder 9As promised, we’ve picked up this project! If you’d like to refresh your memory, chapters 1-8 are available on Kissmanga. Also, please note that this was translated from Chinese as we were unable
Produce 104Outfits inspired by Korean reality program Produce 101′s Season 1 & 2Poses inspired by 나야나 “Nayana” (”Pick Me”; P101 Season 2 Theme Song)By Lena_レナ || Pixiv || Shared with permission from artist
snkmerchandise: News: KOEI TECMO Shingeki no Kyojin 2 Video Game (2018) - Treasure Box Edition Contents & First Edition/Preorder Bonuses Original Release Date: March 15th, 2018Retail Prices: 14,800 Yen (Playstation 4/Nintendo Switch Treasure Box
jelloapocalypse: These bother me sometimes. We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says they “never practice” it’s probably because they like doing the skill and see it
compoyo:No shade no discourse but Mexican can go ngl none of that food looks nice get better food pics lmao
mangaidiot: “A fight!! Where!?” (Fires and fights are the flowers of the universe!) I like Tamaki Hisao’s lines man. So I picked up the new Dirty Pair manga by him and Takachiho Haruka, Dirty Pair no Daibouken.
bridlesbitsboots: No edit. No filter. Pure beauty. This is my dream truck, except I’m going to do a lot more to mine, and instead of two toned blue and grey, I want mine to be a dark purple, so dark it’s almost black, but in the sun you can see
rinfiora: ivordesgreenleaf: Looks like Ciel’s finally picking up some habits from his demon Their influence on each other is terrifying.
urdchama: sketches from tonight’s livestream. I wuz all about the porny uniforms, but joke’s on me - picked a pose where 3DMG covered up everything… sorry Sasha. No strappy uniporn for ya this time.
erejearmin: modern au jean is so so in love with armin he is so in love. just lookin at him gives jean a fluttery feelin in his heart no matter what armin’s doing. eating pasta. playng wii fit. picking his nose. microwaving queso. jean is absolutely
Merica. Weekend with tha boys fishin for some blues. Picked these bad boys up at a closeout store and had to rep them out on the obx for Veterans Day. Thanks to all that have served. If it wasn’t for y'all I wouldn’t be able to stand here
super-sandri: yrbff you can only pick one
Picks up five time as many women as a Lamborghini.
kingjaffejoffer: I’ve paid for 赨+ dates before. I’ve also had dates where I bought fast food and got my dick sucked in the car cause i wasn’t about to pay for a hotel. You just gotta evaluate the potential like a draft pick coming out of a
5sosphanandshortbread:actualirleridan:secretlytavroslegs:aslutfor5sos:officialalltimelow:I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: I’m not attractive enough to be a YoutuberNot popular enough for twitterFacebook is dumb4. Instagram
verratenduo replied to your post: Isyama loves to push bounds but man does he pick some bad ones toi push I really do think that the story is being intentionally suspect around this point, and that there’s real hope for everything to turn
sementine: levi getting lost in a mall and being mistaken as a teenager so mikasa is called to pick up her ‘lost child’ at the services desk who is actually her raging red-faced husband Bonus if someone writes this while Levi has toddler Izumi with
korrasexual: dorkly: The Great Pokemon Dilemma No one told me about the second starter…..I would have picked differently with my first otherwise. /wipes tears away from eyes
whoredinarygirl: i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college
phosphorescentt: gillianandersons: do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
sextspert: Scenario 1: she picks the gun. She points it at the killer, pulls the trigger, discovers the gun is empty. Killer probably laughs for a couple seconds and stabs her in the chest and she’s fucking dead. Scenario 2: she picks any of the knives.
no ordinary rose
basically-fer-oohz: but you’re watching old videos from your honeymoon and you come across this one of niall threatening to come pick you up and throw you in the pool if you didn’t come in with him
smokeinsilence:have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits
